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Krespy Kreme
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
  
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Cristy Creme, Krespy Kreme or whatever, the donuts are still my endeavor. Then there's the other quicksands that make their demands.

In my poem, "FlunkedOut."
I miss spelled Krespy Kreme,
It's because I never look at the sign it seem.
I be in my donut dream.
with No sign in mind,
just the donuts of all delicious kind.


If I can't spell the name,
maybe I should stay out of the donut game.
so who am I to blame.
The man who made the donut,
or the greedy ass who can't quit eating the donut.


Some people are trying to sue the fast food industries,
for increasing their eating miseries.
Personally I don't care,
because if they weren't there,
I wouldn't be there.


They're like roaches,
they capture you on all of your approaches.
When I get hungry for food,
I don't worry much about whats's in the food,
as long as it taste good.
Which is a bad idea,
because the fast food industries don't care,
about what's in there,
junk.
Or if it increases your trunk.


Then there's the advertisements,
that entice us in advisement.
"The Big Mac Attack."
"Where's the beef."
Fall for the crap then comes the fat ass grief.


Here's one that use to get me when I was drinking.
It use to attack me before I was thinking.
"If you've got the time, we've got the beer."
I'd be watching tv sober and content,
then out to the bar I went,
To soak up the Miller Light,
then came the fight,
and the ride home drunk that night.


This whole society is full of entrapments,
you got to be a strong ass person to resist the encouragements.


I just ran out the door to Wendy's for a snack,
then there was the Krespy Kreme sign on the way back.
Then I almost got a donut attack.


We don't stand a chance,
in this manipulating society of sucker romance.


Suck you in like a ho,
then away you go,
in the back of long black limosine,
to the grave yard scene.


Full of junk.


G


 


 




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Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
...and the makers of these jumk foods say "Praise and hail be to all of we!" ;O) lol
A most grandly delicious fun write Grady...yum yum!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
We're all just junk food junkies, Grady. Enjoyable Gradyism!
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Nancy D.
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
Enjoyable write.

Nancy

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
Mmmm, the evils of temptation. funny write, Grady but so true

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
*grin* Gees Grady! Now I'm hungry! lol Just love those donuts! Great write! ~SH~

Reviewed on August 18, 2003
This was so funny and so cute..I loved it..

Reindeer

Reviewed on August 18, 2003
HA! cute write, but i love wendy's, mcdonald's, AND burger king! can't decide which i like best; they are ALL good! :D (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. darn ya, grady..now look whatcha did~~ya gone and made me HUNGRY!! :P

Reviewed on August 18, 2003
I love to go to Wendy too. I think Wendy is better than MacDonald and Burger King.

I like their Chilli and their baked potatos with creme cheese and brocoli.

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!...Now Grady, you're making me hungry too!...LOL!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on August 18, 2003
LOL--

good write and all to true

john+


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