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Don'tOpenThis
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Curiosity killed the cat, now it's your turn at bat. Of course you won't die, but I just hit you in the face with a pie. A lemon maraine pie, right in the eye. I'm sure it didn't make you cry, it was only a pie, an invisible pie. Why would I throw a pie, and hit you in the eye? I don't know, just trying to change the flow. Maybe a pie in the face wasn't nice, so I'll sacrifice, and apologize, for hitting you in your eyes. Next time I'll eat the pies. Sorry. G

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 7, 2003

Okay!! This was very good Grady!!

Straight in tha face!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by L M (Reader)

Reviewed on September 7, 2003

Yep Curosity Killed the cat and this is a very good write.

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)

Reviewed on September 6, 2003

LOL Grady.. Could you make the next pie a strawberry one please? That sounds good to me. ;)

Love;
Melanie

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on September 6, 2003

Very good Grady, so funny!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on September 6, 2003

Hahaha!...LOL!...Okay, okay Grady! I'm glad I'm not a cat.

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

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