This is no bull,
even if my schedule is full,
I got to get my little boy time in.
The little boy in me,
loves to go on his play spree.
If I ignore his demand,
he'll take command,
then get something going,
even before I be knowing.

I'll be riding along in my automobile,
and all of a sudden I'll lose the wheel.
Off down a long country road he'll go,
even when I'm not in the know.
I'll scream, "hey, that's the long way,"
but he ignores and continues to play.
Passing a seven eleven,
he'll stop for his ice cream heaven,
laughing and smiling,
relaxing and chilling.

I'll try to regain my control,
but the little boy won't loosen his hold.
Finally after overpowering the little fool,
I regain my cool.

Then he'll scream, "I told you about ignoring me,
next time I'm gonna keep the key!"

I'll say, "hey we share the same hands,
these hands operate on my commands."

The kid responds, "Next time we'll see about that,
when you pick up your baseball bat.
Remember when you dropped it on your toe,
well that was me evening the sco?
Hey, isn't that toe still sore?
and watch out for that door,

Bammmmmmmm!

hehe,
now the old fool needs my help to get off the floor.

Hey, the rest of you men,
treat your little boys like a friend.
And you ladies,
don't forget your little girl mateties.

hehe
fun
 for me!

G