I hit the door hard,
ran straight for my computer to start.
I had to write the stress off.
If it was in my checking account,
I'd be broke as Gary Coleman,
"whatcha talking about Willis."

My wife got on my nerves so today,
forgive me for what I'm about to say!

!.#$%^&*()+=<>?

if you get my drift,
patience has been a hard earned icon,
after getting beat so much upon.
No patience,
you may end up being the patient.

Not from a physical beating,
but from the stress of brain cells deleting.
Responses become lapses in memory,
stored in the brains section of history.

What did you say dear,
I was daydreaming and it wasn't quite clear?
Wait a minute let me get myself together,
then I can hear you better.
By the way,
what did you say yesterday?

I'm a little behind in my thinking,
I'm glad I quit drinking,
I never would understand,
what you're saying.

Hey, what time is it?
What's that I hear rattling?

Be quiet for a moment.

!.#$%^&*()_+<>?

an hour later,

now what were you saying?

Sheaaaaaa

There goes that rattle again.........

G