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TheBull Fighter
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Charging straight toward him,
and steaming mad at him,
the big mean bull meant to kill.
The audience in the arena stood for the thrill.
With his sword ready to stab,
the bullfighter planned to put big bull on a slab.

With big long sharp horns pointing,
the big bull could hardly wait his preys anointing.
He had survived many a fights,
and had his prey dead in his sights.
One would survive and one would die,
up in the arena everyone saw beef in their pie.

After the dust had settle,
big bull was the last of the cattle.
They carried the bullfighter away,
big bull lived to fight another day.

The royal cook,
put away his beef gormet book,
Grabbed a chicken,
and got to picking.
The king summoned his royal hunter,
to shoot big bull before winter.
He had enough,
of the bullfighters stuff.

Where's the beef.

G




 

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 Reviews of "TheBull Fighter"
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
Grady....enjoyed this write of urs...excellent!!!!

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
Bang! Wonderful write..great sense of humor!

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
hehe,

medium please

jessica
aka
gypsie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
Good humor, Grady. Thank you. Love and peace, Regis.

Reviewed on January 7, 2004
Nice one, Grady! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D Love ya, Grady!

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
..fab write Grady..really enjoyed..well written..ty

Vesna :)

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
Excellent, my friend...
I'm with the King on this one..
"Where's the beef?"
Loved this !

Love n Peace,
*Linda*

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
I think this is executed very well Grady..
Excellent message.

Peg

Reviewed on January 7, 2004
Even living in a country where bullfights in which the bull is not killed are an ancient tradition, I hate bullfights and love the bulls. LOL! This is a great humorous piece, Grady... Olé!
Thank you for your sweet comments on my work.
Blessings*Love*Dreams
~Alexandra~


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