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Mind-vs-Brain
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Hey mind,
you're thinking blind.
What did you say brain,
you're insane?


Hey watch it you two,
I'm a part of both of you.


Shat up knuckle head,
we're ruling instead.


Hey mind lets play a game.

Ok brain, what's its name.

It's called head pong.

You knock the head oneway,
I'll knock it the other way.
Together well confuse this sucker,
then he'll have to pucker.


You fools are crazy,
I'm not that lazy.
Just try it,
I'll feed you something illegit.


Like what dizzy?

*******************

snore, snore snore.

Hey brain, he's gone to sleep,
lets team up for a nightmare peep.
Hey brain, you hear me,
or do you fear me?
Well folks I'm the sub,
looks like the conscious is out like a bulb.
Gone to sleep with the head.
I never go to bed,
if I did,
those two would be dead.


G


 


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 Reviews of "Mind-vs-Brain"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Spot on......the moment you posted this i wanted to read you...and boom the lights went out from bad weather and I had too go to bed.....could not see my hand in front of me......so I had to put my brain to rest....lol!!

Well written ditty Grady!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Hi Grady. Great write. I've got one I'll be ready to post in a few days when the bit on Kate runs its course. It's called "Body And Soul," and is something like this one of yours. I enjoyed this a lot. Best regards,
Leland


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