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Scratch
by Chester Hardy lll → (All Poetry by Chester Hardy lll)
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down on the farm
we love our scratch
up by daylight
this is where its at
just laying our eggs
cause we got pretty legs
yea a cute bunch of chicks
all the others
make us sick
so ain't we livin
for all the scratch
we've been givin

written by Chester HardyIII (c)8/15/04

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 Reviews of "Scratch"
Reviewed by S H (Reader)
Reviewed on August 19, 2004
hm, it is definitely original if I may say so myself :)~

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2004
your rhyme is always a joy to read smiles....Excellent Chester.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 16, 2004
Oh this hits home...the scraches and scraps of life!!

Pretty legs or not,,fine poem Chester!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Glenna Cancilla (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Funny, different and cute.
Keep writing,
Glenna


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