My belly got round
As a basketball
My hair fell out
I can't hear at all
But my feet keep growin
I can't hardly see
The doctor said
It must be E.D.
I went back home
Like a noble aristocrat
I kicked the dog and cussed the cat
I took my rage
To the internet
Searched and searched
Till my fingers bled
I found a blog
My symptoms read
Everthing Shrinkin
You can't turn back the clock
The more you worry
The ticker the tock
So I tighten my belt
Bought more socks and shoes
And placed my hair
With dippity do
If things get worse
I"ll find a rockin chair
And tell the same stories
Till nobody cares
Everything Shrinkin
I gotta let it all go
A big big Tally Ho
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti
Share
Print
Save
Follow
Ron