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Channeling Ted
by Sara Coslett → (All Poetry by Sara Coslett)
  
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Don’t waste another second on nothingness
Because the world is not standing at attention
Waiting for you to find yourself
While getting a manicure and a blow-dry
At the salon down the street
After having lunch with the ladies
In the retread dress from Bloomingdeals
Showing off the latest in used fashions
Cause their husbands who earn a decent living
Give them a meager allowance
Always screaming about how they do all the work
While you do what? Nothing?
Hey you raise the kids, walk the dog, clean the house
Okay, so Rosa or Rosalita or Rosario does the house cleaning
But still, before she gets there you DO walk the dog
And watch him pee on the neighbor’s front tires
That he just got armor all'ed at the car wash
For twenty-four dollars and a half
And then get all freaked out if Rosario is 2 seconds late
Because you need to hurry up and go find yourself

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 Reviews of "Channeling Ted"
Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on July 6, 2003
LOL..weird sense of humour..well written though...

Vesna

Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 26, 2003
Existance is relative to the amount of joy one allows him/herself.

Adam

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on June 21, 2003
Laughing . Edward....lmao

This is great Super.....you never fail to give the goods......Ty, Dani

Reviewed by a- maryllis
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
Hahahaha... :)

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
6-20-03

Cause Ya Ned Ta Hury Yup N Fand URSelf!

TRASK

Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
heheheheh very good very very good..
steve

Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
Interesting write. Different to your other poems.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
ROFL...OMG...this is hilarious...downright a blast to some in the a.. and totally awesome!!!!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2003

LOL...............LOL.... ROFLMAO! This was funny.

Thank you for the laugh!

Teresa

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
Great response!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 20, 2003
excellent... really like the poetic vein in this one...

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on June 19, 2003
Interesting write...BHUWAN

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 19, 2003

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2003
I guess you did. Now what will he do? [ROFL]

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2003
This was sooooooooo Kewl

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 19, 2003
hahaha you did good Super girl;-)!!!As to my post I did not lose a friend, I meant the stars were my friends on high;-), I goofed, didn't realize it could be mistaken until you said it, but I won't change it now, too late;-)thanks for the comment, and concern...

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2003
Oh SuperGirl,
You gave old TeddyBear a run for his money hahaha this is very good.
He does come up with the most unique write.
peggy

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2003
Thank God my name is Edward.


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