If he loves them both
And both drove him insane
Then leaving them was really quite humane

But if he only loved the one
Whose hair became undone
Despite the fact that she often lost her cool
Behaved stupidly and was a fool

Then maybe as time passes by
He will send her a reply
"Hello, my friend
I love you to the end."

By then the other would have faded away
Perhaps she’d stop feeling so betrayed

So in answer to your question
Here is my confession
Most likely it was me
I just couldn't stand the number three.

But if it was her that drove him away
Then maybe I'll get lucky one day.