Dating is a pain
It is an, am I good enough for you game?
Or, are we on the same plane?
Can we take our nasty habits and put them on restrain
Hoping lust and love will become inflamed
And that our bodies don’t complain
Before we hit the final refrain
That drives us insane
So that life won’t be so inane.
Ughhhh!!! Dating is such a pain.
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And now for something completely different. This is one of those email jokes that get passed around the internet. Feel to copy and email the section below to your friends. ~ Sara
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men are so easy.
* Side note, if you plan on getting a pet for the holidays please consider adopting one from your local animal shelter. And by all means please remember to spay or neuter your pet so as to keep the pet population totals down.
Best regards,
Leland
I have been travelling in an area where computers are bit of a novelty, and my lap top has keeled over and died, I should say drowned, it got rather wet.
I was rather surprised about the advert, being Atlanta I would have thought it would have got a high percentage of female replies.
Aren’t you glad I am back? Just to give a balanced perspective.
Big Smile.
Catch you later.
Mor
Like the poem too...
Have Some Great Holidays!
Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
cute Ad, Sara
peace
both your offerings!
:)
I agree with you on spaying and neutering....My cat had three kittens...I decided to keep them.....and have them all sterilized at six months....rather than give them away and add to the cat problem. What feral cats do to the Australian marsupials is terrible, half of them were dumped so its not their fault.....The mother cat has been spayed now. Sooooo many unwanted animals in this world. Sad really.....Enjoyed this....ty, Dani
Allen
I will have to try that Ad compony.....lol!!
I know I am a "bitch"...but what kinda dog will I become......lol!!
Spaded "spaniel" with droopy eyes from all the crying??
Love Tinka
hahaha! Thanks for sharing the Ad! Good one! So was the poem and I agree it is a pain, but i guess I like pain;-)!