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Writer's Block
by Sara Coslett → (All Poetry by Sara Coslett)
  
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How to put a square writer’s block into a round hole


One, take block and align centered over hole.


Two, with a sharp pencil draw a mark where the block intersects the hole in eight places.


Three, take a knife or saw and whittle away the corners of the block part of the way down.


Four, insert octagonal portion of the block into hole until you cannot push anymore.


The end.



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 Reviews of "Writer's Block"
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
ha ha...this was great!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
LOL!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!

Vesna ....:)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
This might be good therapy. Thanks for sharing it. Love and peace, Regis.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
I can practically smell the vodka on this one
I love it

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2004
I go for the vodka cure.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
I would use a jig saw, or power saw..
I know the feeling.......
Have a Great, Prosperous, New Year!

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
I felt like I was watching wood-making shows on the TV. Great description.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Dynamite and Duct Tape will fix anything.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
my hands would be such a bloody mess, writing would be impossible. +

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
I can't saw straight! I think maybe E.W. Richardson's method might be easier, try writing with your other hand, he reckons it stimulates different parts of the brain!! Jackie <> <

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
I liked this piece, very amusing...
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Take a dubble vodka Sara!!

That might give you a kick....lol!!

Love Tinka


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