© Jaimey Perham 12/12/2012

Sucking on the sad joyful tears of a widow on the street at a New Orleans funeral

Never missing a beat in the audience of a stoned classic rock and roll band on stage

Obsessed with the news of the gun death of an average citizen by a serial killer shooter

Crashing a party as a physic vampire and draining the group of all its positive energy

Watching a movie 100 times just to lookout for the actress with the tight dress on screen

Attending the fast car race just to feel the engines roar through your heart and mind

Committing oneself to a mental hospital healthy just to feed off the psychotic patients

Running naked through the futbol field just to hear the cheers of the rowdy crowd

Stealing the purse of an old elderly woman and getting chased by the beat cop

Drinking a bottle of whiskey at the local bar and getting in a fight with the big bouncer

Standing out in the cold pouring rain wearing only a Florida tee shirt and shorts

Breaking a priceless glass plate to see the expression of the China shop owner

Cheating on an easy test in a crowded classroom even though you have a perfect IQ

Attending a religious church service with ‘Jesus believers’ as a strict atheist

Telling off your boss in front of all your co-workers at your shitty job on the waterfront

Eating at the most busy expensive restaurant & walking out on the waiter without a dime

Yelling fire in a confined crowded space when everything really is okay and fine

Cheating on your spouse with their best friend when your spouse is expected home

Just another emotion junkie looking for the next social victim drug in the empathy horde