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Religious Nuts
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Some may think me a religious nut
no peanuts if you please


for they are acidic to the body
make it difficult to get on my knee's


I like to share the WORD with you
read, don't read that's you're choice


But if I can bring a little hope and cheer
that doth make my soul rejoice


So pass around the Pecan Pie
I'll have a slice of that


Write me, ring me, msn me
I love to avachat


I come from the land downunder
where the Gum tree grows


They have little nuts on them
and are often picked off by the crows


I'll never bash you round the head
with religion, that's fair dinkum true


I'd rather load my walnut sling
to fire straight at you....haha


Almonds are the best sustainer
when sugar issues present


But I don't make paste from them
so of my love you'll not resent


In fact I'm not a nut at all
apparently I'm a fruit


Small, Round, Red, stewed up
in pastry...and delish to boot!!


 


Cherry delice Pie aka Cdp
Copyright 2006


 




 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Religious Nuts"
Reviewed by Sylvia Thompson
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
You write absolutely delicious poetry !

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
you write, i read, that is how things are...keep warm down there in the winter, as we are getting near 100 degree temps for the next few days & of course I get to work in it...ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
LOL I love this write, and though I don't participate in religion I don't knock others that do, although I am finding hard to tolerate some rants lately (not you). Hope all is well with my sweet Cherry Pie.

Fee

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Hi Ch'erie, A nut I never thought you to be, no siree, but ah, a cherry pie, yes, that's more like it. In these traumatic times, it's best to keep going with a little humor. You provide that nicely.

God Bless
Love, Lena

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
This was excellent, and I did not know that about Almonds!

Blessings to you
Richard lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
You are so good with WORDS Ma'Cherie!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
I'll take my religion standing tall and partaking in some of that "Small, Round, Red, stewed up in pastry," if ya please. Gotta love it!

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Creatively penned, nice work


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Pecan Pie Sounds Wonderful! And you folks Down Under are usually Quite Interesting to read. I just watched The World's Fastest Indian about Mr. Munro from the southernmost tip of New Zealand - and he was quite a fascinating gentleman.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
How utterly unbelievable. I called you Cherry pie, before reading this;-)Honestly, I almost wrote it on your last poem! Another gem from you!Be who you are and enjoy it!

Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Oh what a lovely nutty poem! I like it - no restrains!!!!! You go girl! Just simply write on!!!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 16, 2006
Che'rie

I just love pecan pie.. period...:)
And this is a happy go lucky poem..
Keep on trucking sister !

Peter


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