The Kiwi and the Emu. (poem) by Ch'erie de Perrot on AuthorsDen

The Kiwi and the Emu.
by Ch'erie de Perrot → (All Poetry by Ch'erie de Perrot)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Here's my version... To listen to John Williamson's Song, click the link at the bottom of this write, and it takes you to my Bio page, then you have to go right to the bottom link there...Should be easy enuff.......

The Kiwi and the Emu. Ole True blue says" I'm taaalling you" "Kiwi's are as thick as bricks". Kiwi says in his squeaky voice "I live in bush thet's pritty choice" "Yeah well I roam the daaasart plaaains I caaaan lev where et naaaaver raaaains so whut you bug blue Chook I can forage where you niver look" "Oh yeah well I'm taaaalling you I caaaaaan run the paaaaants off a kangaroo..... huh will et list he wears the pants I'v gut boots steshed weth ants" "Oh thaaaats why you do the haaaaaka the lettle bliiiiighters are up yah claaaka.... thet dusent Rhyme me Imu Bro you sind wurse than a flamin crow" "Hey maaate look up paaaaast me knees I see a piiiiiidgeon from oooooverseees Oh not a whungy Pum thenks he's gonna land one on.......Look out!! "ullo ullo wot av we ere well if it aint the wingless pair where yis all safe n sound gagged n stuck on the ground hahaha" "Well look whaat blew in without the aaaashes flyyyying upside down LOL hope he craaaashes Here catch thus rock off me boot you look like a winged bandicoot .#$%.$#.&&^$$#(*&^%$$#$%%^.^. And so the Kiwi and the Emu band together for a right old blue cause come the crunch thats what they do stick it out together like glue "Hey Maaaaate whaaaat do yah do if those boots get bogged?" I jist stip out of thim thought you knew thet?" I doooo, I waaaas jaaarst checkin yeh sure"..... And so it goes on, and on, and on, and on...... For clarification (K) Thets....That's Pritty....Pretty Whut....What Bug......Big Niver....Never et..........At list.........Least I'v.........I've Gut.......Got Steeshed.......Stashed weth......With Thet......That.. dusent....Dosent Imu........Emu Sind.......Sound Wurse....Worse Whungy..Whingy Pum.......Pom Thenks....Thinks Thus........This Jist...........Just Thim........Them Kiwi and Emu get their I's and E's opposite and Emu Drawls his words where Kiwi dosent. that's why I don't need to clarify Emu!! LOL Oh Sorry...(E) Lev ....Live et........It haaaaaaka.....Haka ( Harker) Claaaaaka.....Clacker...as is! Lettle.............Little (P) Forget it..... Ch'erie (Chezza) de Perrott Copyright 2007 And if there's still any doubt, check out the link on my BIO PAGE, John should clarify the above and more with his SONG...The Kiwi and the Emu!!
Ch'eries~Belles~Lettres

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish

Reviewed on June 14, 2007

Good one.You win Ch'eries. Love the pic...JDM

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 1, 2007

Very cute,Hugss

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson

hahahaha
this is so creative and funny
i enjoyed it all here
thanks for the laugh
enjoyed
loved the way you explained things here in the latter lol

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Reviewed on May 30, 2007

Very creative lady.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Love John Williamson's song, and your poem and pic, Ch'erie!

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones

I just happen to have a picture of a Kiwi on my desk. Poor little thing, called a bird, yet it can't fly. Enjoyed this one, Ch'erie, chook and all. :)

Love, Lena

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on May 29, 2007

Loved this, quite creative piece of work here.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

OMG you cracked me up I am in stiches....you are so bloody funny...you ozzie you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Wonderfully humorous, Ch'erie. The Aussie brogue lingo is rendered fabulously...patriotically Australian...the bush occupies a humorous sort of place in the Australian psyche..and a more serious, where we get Waltzing Matilda and The Man From Snowy River...AND Mick "Crocodile Dundee!" a character so true to your culture...cheers to the swag and the bush telly!...The Kiwi and the Emu is borne on the sheep station, trimmed around the butt and eyes cuz it keeps the flies away...here's to your rollicking, booted, and hat crowd...a goddess prayer I say for your drought, even a fickle burst of outback rain...AND...I have to mention the brumbies!! 600,000 of them...the world's largest group of wild mustangs live in Australia! Blessed Be...

Sage

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Delightful write, Ch'erie; very well penned! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Saving this one to read again and again! :)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Ch'erie,

ROTFLM*O!! Too clever, you: love it! And you!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

A keeper, this: hope you're getting the rain you so desperately need. We've got plenty, here (for now, anyway).

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Ch'erie you are a laugh a minute! Very creative piece,sweet lady!;-)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I see your sense of humor is still intact as well as the fact you are one CRAZY down under lady...hope Evie and the pups are well, I am back to work after a three day weekend today so gotta get myself showered & such...you take care...Ed & Rufuz (w00f)

Reviewed by Felix Perry

What a lovely fresh and entertaining write, glad to see your sense of humour is still as strong as always and the dictionary sure helped too.

Fee