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Sorry Guys
by Nancy D. → (All Poetry by Nancy D.)
  
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Lunch didn't go over to well yesterday and a few of the guys left me know about it today. So this is what I have to say. I love you guys wouldn't have lunch with anyone else.


I'm s o r r y
So s o r r y
That my picking lunch
Gave you the runs

Such a slow onset
Chills to your body
Sweat rushing over
Gut wrenching rumbling
Violently attacking

Knowing whats coming
Wishing its over
As nature calls
You finally "e x p l o d e"

Nancy
07/31/2003


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 Reviews of "Sorry Guys"
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 20, 2003
Reminded me of my colonoscopy prep. Ya hoo

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2003
UhOh Nancy to whom did you give the runs too??? :O(
This was a fun write to read, albeit tho not a fun one to experience!!!!
LOL
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Russ Okamura (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2003
You have great creativity and versatility in your poetic expressions. I enjoyed this read tremendously!

Reviewed by The Gentle Man
Reviewed on August 4, 2003
I enjoyed reading this Nancy! Gotta run....I think the Maalox is starting to work.....smile

Reviewed on August 4, 2003
This was excellent..geez..poor friends..

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sanil nath (Reader)
Reviewed on August 3, 2003
Excellent thought Nancy D... Nice Write ...-Sanilnath G

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2003
Nice one Nancy, the write not the trots...take care...Mark xx

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on August 1, 2003
lol An explosive write!

Reviewed by David Knight
Reviewed on August 1, 2003
Most unusual subject, but brought a wide smile.
Was your choice accidental?

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on August 1, 2003
Ha ha ha - excuse me laughing but I do know the feeling only too well, hope all is better now. Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on August 1, 2003
Superb write....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
Know the feeling!!
You can just take it to a point,,,then you must explode...or you will die from a heart attack!!

Love
tinka

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
LOL Good write. ~Z~

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
Oh nancy lol this is good.
PJ

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
The runs are never funny, but your write is.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
great write
was a it coincident?
LOL
excellent D

William

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
You stinker! This is too funny!(except for your poor friends);-)

Reviewed on July 31, 2003
I know someone I'd like to treat to lunch...hee hee hee... good write...
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
Ouch.......just getting over food poisioning myself at the moment so this has left me feeling a wee bit tender. Great write!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 31, 2003
hahah...those poor people. Well done. [picking] is that suppose to read picnic?


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