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Golden Labrador
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GOLDEN LABRADOR Can I get my golden Labrador into Hong Kong’s golden toilet? I know it’s pretty exclusive – gold taps, gold pan, everything shining. He’s a well-behaved dog and wouldn’t pee on the golden floor. In fact, he’s so well-trained he’d even wash his paws In the golden washbasin!

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Reviews of "Golden Labrador"

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on November 5, 2010

i agree with ed-clever little poem!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 4, 2010

I doubt your dog would be impressed, even if you could - in many ways they are much smarter than man - they appreciate the simple things in life.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on November 3, 2010

A probing exploration here Kenny. Certainly our dogs deserve the best!
They have profound hearts.
Christine

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on November 3, 2010

Golden K-nine! What's the calligraphy symbol for Dog? Kenny, it's humorous!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 3, 2010

Only if he has a chinese heritage...e

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