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Davie Damphoose
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DAVIE DAMPHOOSE


Condensation
tricklin' down the walls
mould and fungus
breathing problems
wheezing
cold chills
coughin' a lot
hasn't got enough points
for a flit
so he sits in his room
in his damp flat,
Poor Davie Damphoose!

   

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 Reviews of "Davie Damphoose"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 5, 2011
kinda clever-the write, not poor dave!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 1, 2011
I love your style, Kenny; this is evocative of much. Love and peace to you,

Regis
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