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I Can't Ski
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I Can't Ski I can't ski like a Norwegian or skate like a man in a Dutch painting but I can hold an umbrella like an Englishman for it's raining again in Scotland and it doesn't get any better than that for a duck or an aquatic Glaswegian.��

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 7, 2014

As I have stated many times before, I love your unique way of expressing yourself via your verses, Kenny. Love and peace,

Regis

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