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SPIT IT OUT
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SPIT IT OUT!
 
May I write for you a story
That has rolled around my mind
How it started, I've no recall
Or why I'm thus inclined
 
To be tickled by such fancies
Lost within the script
But this story will not leave me
And stays put upon my lips
 
I have tried to share with others
To be sweet and entertain
Yet when I start my dialogue
I sound like I'm insane!
 
For I choke on fits of laughter
Before I say a word
Because it makes me laugh so much
Folks think that I'm absurd!
 
And they don't know  why I'm laughing
Or why I cannot speak
So they smack my back to help me breathe
And lament my weak physique!


Now if only I was able
And I did not mess about
I'm sure that they would join in too
If I could only spit it out!!
 
So I think it's best to write it
When my giggles have  calmed down
When my pen is calm and steady
If such time should come around!
 
Do you think you'd like to read it
Cuz I'd love to share the joke
But my laughing has done damage
And now my pen is broke!!
 
Muuhaaahaaa
 
Pax
A
7/03/06


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 Reviews of "SPIT IT OUT"
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on November 4, 2006
I love insane giggles!

Chrissy

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
Wonderfully funny, Anita, I love the two you chose to illustrate it, the best in the world of humor, right up there with the stooges...Ed

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
These are delightful moments, Anita. Sometimes the laughter is better than the joke itself.

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Anita ...

We would have to call this the humorous prologue to the story now wouldn't we? This was delightful. You are sharply gifted!

Light and Wisdom ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Most delightful Offering Anita!!

Thanks for the chuckle!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Delightful...you had me laughing, Paxie. Private jokes are wonderful, the sillier the better. :)

Gina

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
BRILLIANT... I can remember that Tavern but goodness knows what the joke was... and WHO took the picture?? Seriously, I once drove for about 15 minutes in this kind of senseless state over something that just tickled me... whatever it was, the effect was soooo catching that all passengers in the car had to stop for a pee stop at the end of it! A good diuretic is this - and the effortless rhyme is to die for. You weave wonderful verse WHATEVER the genre... with or without your teeth!! :)) Love this, TY, K xx

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Very good and the art provided went splendid with the jovel laughter I had while reading this rhyming poem....

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
What uniquely inspiring words and sense of humor you have.
I thoroughly enjoyed this, because it was sort of a Deja Vu for me.

Reviewed by Miss Pandora (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
On my return what a joy to read your unique style...rofl. Loved this. ty Panda :)

Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Coom on lass, out wi' it.
I used to love standing in bottom lip hanging awe of the laughing clown at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. He just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed, and before long I started laughing as well. There was no joke, not even a hint of one, nor was there a punch line, his laughter was all that it needed to make onlookers laugh. What's the saying? Laugh and the world laughs with you. Now what about the Laughing Policeman song? He stopped criminals in the act by simply laughing. Imagine being stopped by a policeman like that for a traffic violation - no tyre buster thrown across the road, or hemmed in by a crowd of 4X4s, just laughter to bring you to a stop.
Well, if laughter can make your pen break, Anita.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Anita

You have us all in stitches..not to mention doubled over..
Way to go Queen Pax..

You are a diamond....;-)
The graphics look like some of Oliver Cromwell's buddies...heh

Peter

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Go to your room right now, Young Lady, and Spit It Out!!

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
You gotta love it Anita when something is just so funny that you're doubled over in laughter to the point where you can't stop laughing long enough to tell the story! Guilty as suggested...often!
Smiles...love those funny guys!
Love,
Taylor

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
So...we are to be left in the dark....take care you don't get hiccups. Victor

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Love it Anita and love the two animations that enliven it even more.
Fee

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Get a grip, on the pen, that is.
lol
Rusty


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