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SICK SICK SICK WOMAN
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SICK SICK SICK WOMAN
NOT MENTALLY
NOT YET
MUUHAAAAAHAAA



 

Ring around the nosy
Nostrils raw and rosy
Honks n sniffles
The snot drips down
 
Ring around the nosy
Throat is raw and Rosy
Breath is short  and wheezy
The snot drips down
 
Ring around the nosey
Glands are swelled in row-sees
I look like a monster
The snot drips down
 
Ring around the nosy
Bronchitis not so cozy
I sound like an obscene caller
The snot drips down
 
Ring around my agony
Will miss a week of work
Should have seen the DR
Streph  is such a jerk

 
 


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Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Funny!

Reviewed by Butch Howard (Reader)
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
Hey Aqualung, I sure hope you feel better soon and get that "nosy" back in working condition.

It's a fine talent Anita,
you have to make us laugh,
even when you nosy runs
and you feel like crap!

~Butch

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
I can relate well to this one....I had seven students absent today...and several others went home with high temps, the students that remained snotted, blew, sneezed, and caughed everywhere....if I escape the drips it will be a miracle! Enjoyed this, as I write my granddaughter is also laying here beside of me caughing and sneezing...miracle I tell you, it'll take a miracle or lots of vitamins.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Can I get you a Kleenex...a box perhaps. I know the feeling. get better and better.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Oh you poor thing! Strep is terrible!I hope it's gone soon, Anita!
Your poem is funny, unlike strep!;-)

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Poor Anita. Being sick is no fun and I can relate for last year I had four attacks of pharengitis. plus a mild pnemonia. Get well soon. Victor

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Nosy Rosy is certainly doing the rounds, but how you manage to weave humour into her posy and demonstrate such clear-headed thinking, painting so clearly the picture of the massively swollen and swaddled brain... makes me lose the thread of what I'm tryin to say (or is it the rosy wine??) You take care and keep that rosy chest of yours covered!! Bronchitis? Ouch!! Be well, Babe! K xx

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Anita,

Cute write but please wjpe the snot.(lol) I hope you feel better soon. I just got over a cold.

Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Imagine a doctor writing out an employee's sick note like this? British Airways' staff are threatening to strike over the issue of sick leave. BA bosses simply no longer believe the excuses anymore. Perhaps a staff protest involving a mass handing in of a sick note along the lines of these catarrh chords would make the BA bigwigs all fall down.
Which brings me onto the next question, was Humpty pushed or did he really fall? Ramble!

Aw Dai! Beat it, go on, scram!
Cheerie an drasta aguibh!

Reviewed by J.L. Day
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Adoreable!
Hope you feel better soon!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Oh my,hope you feel better soon...Hugsssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
You poor poor Queenie! And I hope you feel better soon.

PS Any chance of a picture of:

Ring around the nosy
Nostrils raw and rosy
Honks n sniffles
The snot drips down?

Would make a great pic for the Cookie Wars. Thanks. And don't drip on the cookies!

Reviewed on January 23, 2007
So sorry Baby Girl, get well soon. The poem is so clever.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Ouch. I hope you are well and healed soon. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 23, 2007
Too funny but I hope you are feeling better soon.

Fee


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