A Natural Detective
 
Have you heard of the natural detective
Whose snoops are always selective
His body's the scene, he keeps semi clean
With probing his final objective
 
He snoops between sweaty toes
For toe jam and things that can grow
A rotation of fingers up nose
As boogers and rot are exposed
 
When things are not clear,
He digs in his ear
He can't miss the facts
With drums full of wax
 
When no one could watch
He digs in his crotch
When he finds a crab
He squeezes and grabs
 
Gotcha!
He He
 
Then next and not last
He goes for his ass
Down deep in the black
He's shagging his crack
 
And then the next hit
A smelly armpit
With the same exact finger
He'll scratch, sniff and linger
 
Then the favored finger will stroll
Down to deep belly rolls
He'll lift and he'll scratch
With contentment and laugh
 
He Heee
Ahhhh
 
Ohhh, the natural detective
Whose probings are oh so selective
His methods are cruddy and slick
But such is the job of a DICK
 
American Heritage Dictionary - dick 1       (dĭk)  Pronunciation Key 
n.   Slang
A detective.
 
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1/5/08