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I AM A JEDI
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I AM A JEDI

(according to my kid)

 
 
A voice came out of a little box
Whining in writing......Do what I want
Swearing, YOU PROMISED!!! Although I did not
This voice unimportant, so........ I just forgot
 


There was hostility, in it's fretful words
Conversation was offered,which I found absurd
Must be a reason, I gave it the swerve
Lo and behold, it showed me it's nerve
 


It brought my integrity into question
My religious persuasion by queried oppression
According to theory, if Christian, I'd be
I'd do as instructed, then he'd let me be
 

 

Yes I'm a believer, in spirit in deed
Yes flawed, to the core, yet try to take heed
But find when questioned as manipulation
My heart is offended by such abberation
 
 
No, I am not Buddist, Jewish or Zen
When I say my prayers, do I end with amen
I am not Druid, Hopi, or Creek
Nor am I Muslim, Suni, or Sikh

Don't use religion, on me as a push
I find it offensive, you're no burning bush
Perhaps I'm a Pagen, or practice Voodoo
Scientology, Wicca, or a Hindu


Save your judgment, spare me your woes
Go count the stars, go pick your nose
You claim to have sources other than me
So go play your cards, and just let me be
 

Wherever my spiritual persuasions lay
Is for me to know, and for me to say
So to your rudeness, here I reply
I go with the FORCE, I am a Jedi

 
 
May The Force Be With You
 
Pax
A
 
Please leave me alone, this  REALLY is none of my business.
And please don't write me to tell me you are going to stop writing me...Just do it....Let me be. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

  

 


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 Reviews of "I AM A JEDI"
Reviewed by Jansen Estrup
Reviewed on June 16, 2012
Cute outfit - Go in peace, Jedi ...

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 27, 2012
And please don't write me to tell me you are going to stop writing me...
Now that's funny.
Lucas and Spielberg really started something.
To me the force is a metaphor for something real.
I'm not a Hopi either.........

Walt

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 2, 2010
Where is his light saber...I wonder how I missed this cute little fun write, except for the "leave me alone" part, I hope that problem has thoroughly passed since...Ed

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 1, 2008
Love the picture! LOL with this reading. I love the 7th stanza! Hugs and laughs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
whatever you're saying and whenever, you say it your way and with priceless wit and grace, Anita. You are definitely the Queen of Rhyming Cool and don't take no messin from nobody. The Force is definitely with You, Sista, even if you HAVE shrunk a little and grown a little more hirsute... you and me both... must be the hormones!! :)) May your extremities grow ever greener... xxxx :))

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
his exopression reads
what did I ever do to deserve this
Door dog
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
He looks like GET ME OUT OF HERE! in that cute poochfit. Your poem reminds me of the many times I've been told I'm 'blessed' and 'saved'. [money or green stamps?]

None of the above... thank you Ma'am.

Ron

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on September 27, 2008
I say, the force is more real than many-a-religion. Here's to the Jedis! --Charlie

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Cute piccy, and thanks for the smiles! Well done, Lady Jedi!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

May the Force be with you! (She says doing her best Dr. Spock Vulcan sign imitation! LOL)

Reviewed by Jo Pelletier (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Thanks for making me smile today. Even the photo was amusing. No, I sisn;t onle smile, I laughed and shared the poem with my friends. You truly have a gift that I appreciate.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Save your judgment, spare me your woes
Go count the stars, go pick your nose!

We definitely need more Jedis like this! And I love that pic.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Oh my..this is way too cute..love the picture...well done indeed...may the force be with you..LOL...I just had to do that...be well and always safe...Hugss

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
I love it and the accompanying photo.
Fee

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
May the FORCE be with you, Jedi Warrior. :) A thought provoking write, very well penned. And that piccy--! Hope you're okay.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by David Delaney
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Well written Pax, I enjoyed this read, & I totally agree with you mate, there are "some" I have had to say "go away & leave me alone".
I'm with you brother.

Dave.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Well-said JEDI!!!! A well-delivered speech!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Pax, fine points of view approached from interesting angles and delivered with force and directness.
John

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
good poem

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
This is such a true and honest write. You never cease to amaze me. ;-)


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