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Certainities
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All things pass... Patience attains all it strives for. -Mother Teresa




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CERTAINITIES

Its certain the rain will always fall down
The earth is not flat, we know it is round
A rolling stone, will not gather moss
Politicians will lie and always emboss

If you wash your car, you know it will rain
Your paycheck is chocking, the taxes a drain
Whatever goes down, cannot float back up
Chocolates and sweets, can make pimples erupt

You get in the shower, the telephone rings
A scam for donations? ITS NOT HAPPENING!!!!
Your late for work, and traffic a mess
Why bother to get up, why bother to dress?

You've raked your lawn clean, not a leaf on the ground
The wind does its dance, and blows the rest down
You hit the mall, to catch a great sale
Comes home with a raincheck, it never fails
Got plans to relax by the tube for a bit
A thunderstorm roars, your cable is hit

All of these episodes that cause us to frown
Piss off and annoy us, taunt and confound
Push a good mood from neutral, then into a frown
Turn the best of our plans, inside out, upside down!
But these are trivialities...the world still spins round !
And life can be awsome, so just stick around!!!!

Anita 9/13/99








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Reviewed by Trey Bienville (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Well said & OH SO True girl!

~Trey!

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
LOL...This was so funny, Anita. How come you got this one by me. I know, it was in the vault.:)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Wonderfully done Lady A... often wonder about these oddities...good thing we can laugh at them;-)

Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Truthful and very funny indeed. Thanks for the laugh, Anita

Love from India - Joel -

Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
LOL... Made me laugh with truth... Like one of THOSE days!! Great funny and sooooo true.

Reviewed by Erica Ivory
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
lol a great write that speaks so much truth

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
isnt it ironic, doncha think, alittle too ironic, yeah i really do think. Its like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, its the good advice that you just didnt take.....sorry just got carried away, good writing well do that to you.
josie

Reviewed by Jay G
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Very Witty and True. Its Lady A meets Murphy and his law.

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
good write...BHUWAN

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
hehehehe....for sure ....clever write

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Lady A, a good right write!! Enjoyed this and definitely enjoy your style...

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Witty, true and a great poem Lady A..I love it.
Chrissie xx

Reviewed by David Leigh (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Very true. Very funny. Good write.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Damn computer took a break right in the middle of this and I had to reload. Glad I stuck around for it.


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