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Evil In the Dust
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EVIL IN THE DUST

There's an evil in my home it seems
That makes me shriek with silent screams!!
I find it throughout every room
It mocks me, with a haughty doom!

It comes in many shapes and forms
To NO dogmas, does it conform
I've been defeated countless times
It leaves me pained and paralyzed!

I am so weak, of will I know
And leagues from a domestic pro
But when this evil tortures me
I close my eyes, and set me free!

Buttttttt....

I give it the right to reign!!
I'm so ashamed, I can't complain!!!
This evil scourge has many names
But underneath..... its ALL the same

Dust and dirt, dog hair too!
Can pin me down, and choke me blue
Miles of laundry piled high
Just multiply and multiply!!!

Things I find, inside my couch
Make me grit my teeth and pout
Dishes, toys, they're everywhere
And make me feel, my home's a lair

The VACUUM is the sword I need
I drag that cord, and crush the seed
The seed of mess, within these walls
Ahhhhh Phuck! Its time to clean it all!

Okayyyyyyyyyyy..........

Now this DRAMA QUEEN can rest
She did her cleaning....... to her best
And wear redemption on her crown
And stop her BITCHING, all around!!!

I so hate being domestic!!!!

Anita
10/3/02






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Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2003
I always wait till the mess is unbearable myself. Much enjoyed.

Adam

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on November 2, 2003
Enjoyed this lovely write!!!!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2003
Woman's work is never done, great write.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 1, 2003
Good on you!!

Now this made me really smile!!

Love Tinka!!

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
LOL....
Thanks for the laugh...
Great write...


Trixie :)

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Fantastic !! LOL

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Just the pick me up i kinda needed, thanks for the smiles they havent been to many of those lately but this is something i'm stil chuckling to, excellent well written piece, i truly love this, take care of yours and keep up the domestics xx mark xx

Reviewed by Al Swanson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
hi Lady, I thought this was very amusing, quite comical, ty al

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
hhahahaha! Oh man...this made me laugh...and it is something I can relate to...my wife and I sometimes get into tiffs over who is going to do what...not that we like doing house work, but because is necessary...this fun write of yours made my day.

Reviewed by J. R. Corbin
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
let me add one last point, if I may;

Here's why I hate the household chore,
Whenever I try to keep score,
I find that when I think I'll win,
It's time to start it all again!!

go figure.... ;}

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Enjoyed reading this--wonderful creative fun!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Anita, me too. Nice write and have a happy holloween

George

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
But you do it so well!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
but at least you found a fun way of doing it :-) Wonderful write!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Lady A, the chores must get done.


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