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Schizchophrenic Pinball
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. J. R. R. Tolkien SCHIZOPHRENIC PINBALL String along, tie the knot Elastic makes a great slingshot! Just rope it in, pull in real slow Take your time, don't get SCHIZO!!!!!!! If its in the cards for you Don't act crackbrained, or get cuckoo Perhaps its yours, perhaps its not What did I want???? Shit!!! I forgot!!! A New York second, goes by so quick Don't think about it.....You'll get BRAINSICK! Mental masterbation (STRESS) is such a waste Potential lost in TOXIC haste!! The pinball bounces round the game The sights and sounds won't be the same Drop your quarters in real quick You WON a free game!!! Ain't you slick!?!?!?!? BONNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!

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Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)

Reviewed on January 6, 2004

hehe, this is great..next time can i be one of the flappers (not flashers-i read your other poem ;)), and smack the thoughts around?
very witty
damn! why didn't i write that?
jessica
aka
gypsie

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero

Reviewed on January 6, 2004

Too funny for words. Love your wry humor!

Carmen

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)

Reviewed on January 6, 2004

LOL!! Excellent! And a Simpson's game too!

;)

ty, Dani

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

lol ... Mental masturbation <-- like that ...

Reviewed by Al Swanson (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

gee Lady, this had all the makings of a real life arcade, that is the way said, I could hear this being said walking thru tents there, and listneing, ty al

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Sure played a mean pinball, as the Who said, nice laugh,Honi is right,tilt..

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

See, when I need a good smile I need not look
any further! This was great and your flow
always hits the mark!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

crackerbrained or cuckooed are very derogatory words for mental illness....careful

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

(((lady a)))

LOL--too funny "pinball wizard" came immediately to mind

thanks for the memory jog (((HUGS)))

love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Funny indeed Anita!!

Enjoyed reading this !!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Got change for a dollar, Lady Pinball Wizard?!

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Anita, this is excellent. I'm glad you ended it. I was getting dizzing bouncing off the bumpers.(lol)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Hahahahaha I am sick with fever today and when I read this it cleared my head LOL...my grandson had one of these..I love them..this was so neat Anita. I love your sense of humor...floria

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2004

Thanks for the laugh, Anita!

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