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Sex And Or Whatever
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown



Sex And Or Whatever

They say sex starts in the mind
A mania, fire, and passion combined
Complex mechanics, the State of design
The true equalizer, crossing date lines

Okay! Got that THOUGHT in your head!?!?!?!?
Going do it now, on the floor or the bed?
Old or young???? Procreation or fun????
Burning up calories, like a mile long run

Oh its such a distraction!!!!!!!!!
Even for libidos not getting action!
Turn on the TV, LOOK at the news....
Even Politicians want to give us a screw!!!!

Yeahhhh, soooo it makes the WORLD GO ROUND.......
While we sweat and gyrate and make animal sounds
Losing ourselves in the in a heated response
Resident addicts in Renaissance!!!


Lady A


 


No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within
the confines of your head. ....


Terry Josephson
 


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Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2004
You have a great slant on things in general, i love that manicky,jumping mind that cant slow down or dont seem to wants to, another great write from the pen of a great writer, well done..take care, Mark x

Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore
Reviewed on January 24, 2004
lol i loved the rhyme scheme, and for such a rhythmic recreation! very creative, and lively! i liked, i liked!

Reviewed by Divinity 11 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004




Jessica
aka
gypsie
(this review is empty because she has fallen in a delirious coma of psycho bliss on the floor-layman's terms--she laughed until she fell)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
LOL, what about on a spinning washing machine, Author known, a lot of truth here.. A man spends 9 months trying to get out and the rest of his life trying to get back...)))

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
yes i'll have some of that, thank you

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Its amazing what the mind can come up with! I have a friend that would love to get ahold of that tea kettle! He loves unusual stuff :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Screwit write Anita!!


Heheheheheheh.....LOL!!

Love Tionka

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
(((lady a)))

LM*O--but so very true

*BRAVA, dear friend*

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Lady A,
Funny yet satisfying what the mind can create. I prefer to think of it as pure unadulterated Lust. (lol)

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Excellent caption so true.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Funny one, Anita, and a lot of truth, too. Is this pic of a magnet covered in screws?
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
But we should make animal sounds - we are animals. And that is the most exquisite piece of artwork I have ever seen!


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