First, There was the First ED -
‘Sir Shootz-a-Lot’
A Prior ‘Sniper’
Georg E. Mateos.
Next, came ‘Sir Scoopz-a-Lot’
A Chicagoan with a Horde of Hounds -
A ‘Super-Duper-Pooper-Scooper’
Ed Kostro ... aka ‘Pee-Wee’ - the Cave-Dweller.
Finally, There was the Youngest ED -
‘Sir Peez-a-Lot’ -
A Jersey Barrens Devil’
Noted ‘Bed-Wetter’ Extraordinaire!
Like ‘The Three Musketeers’
These Brothers ED -
Were Always ‘Fussin’ n’ Fightin’
N’ Squealin’ to MA on Each other!
They Ust’a Travel All over the World -
In All Kinds of Times n’ Ages
Getting’ involved in Nefarious Adventures -
N’ Eatin’ n’ Drinkin’ Some Crazy Stuff ...
But - Because the Eldest ED
Is Suspected of Sneakin’ Off to Heaven -
T’other Two got Old n’ Decrepit
N’ Crawled Back under a Rock Somewheres!
We All thought that They had ‘Chutzpah’
But the Surviving SIRS
Transformed into Callous CURS -
N’ started Pickin’ on Cousin TomKat!
Instead of Referrin’ to me As -
‘Sweet Cousin - Caring Tom’ -
To Date, was Called a ‘Reprobate’
Then, a ‘Cur’ Evolved to ‘Sir Cur.’
Oh, Yeah - Lest I Forget -
Their ‘Half-Sister’ Tiger Lily -
A Rambunctious Roamin’ Filly
Has been Hidin’ Too ... So Silly!
Throughout the Years -
What I found So Sad
Was Rarely Even a Mention
Of Their Dad?
Was He a Puppet? Pauper? Poet?
Who Didn’t Know It?
A Pawn?
To Roaming was he Drawn?
Did ‘Puttin’ Up’ with Three Capricious Kids
Jus’ Drive him Nuts?
Or Did he also Lack ‘Chutzpah’?
No Nerve? No Guts?
Or Was He a Pirate?
Circlin’ the Earth -
Sorry he Ever ‘Sired’ Them?
No Mirth for Their Birth?
Could he have been a King?
Acquired Riches n’ Everything?
And Cared Not to Share -
With Each ‘Ding-a-Ling’?
Will They Pick Themselves Up?
And Get Back in the Race?
ED ‘Pee-Wee’ n’ ED ‘Pee-Pee’
DEPENDS?
Oh blessed lord .....not you TK ....ya in that family....oh I need a DRINK ....cute real cute Tk.....ya better stay safe now if you know what I mean...(Giggles)...Hugsss
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxoxo...I miss GEORG...SO MUCHHHHHHHH.....
Dear Sir Cur Cuz Tom, The Reprobate,
Some corrections here, I must point out;
Our Brother Jersey Devil, is ‘Poops-A-Lot,’
And, why I ran away from home, no doubt.
As for the parentage of the old Ed Family Siblings,
We were all brought into this world, by the same Ma;
But she was never happy, with one mate, for very long,
So each of we four Ed Family Siblings, has a different Pa.
As for our Ed Family World Travels and Adventures coming to an end,
Alas, things have just not been the same, without dear old Bro, Edvard;
It’s been ten months now since anyone in the Ed family heard from him,
And he is truly missed, so writing about our exploits, has been very hard.
Instead, old Jersey Devil Brother Ed spends his time now, whining and complaining,
Sister Tiger Lily Ed finds herself contemplating life, and the mysteries of sunbeams;
As for myself, I now spend most of my time, chasing strays and ‘left behind’ critters,
So Alas, our epic old Ed Family Travels and Sagas have now come to an end, it seems.
PS: It was our cranky old Jersey Devil Brother Ed alone,
Who has been telling all, that You are an Old Reprobate;
Perhaps it is now time for a new - Battle between Cousins,
The Reprobate vs. Poops-A-Lot – Good Luck, Your Fate Awaits.
Signed,
Old Brother Pee Wee Ed – Super Duper, Pooper Scooper Extraordinaire;
Oops, Gotta Go; Just Got Another Call about a Homeless Pup, Out There.
But Sir Cur, Ma always said you was a reprobate & brother P-wee always agreed, so I am just followin' family tradition when pick on you I do...and every time I tried to get the Pooper scooper brother started, he hasn't had the balls to get back at me, as Brother Edvark always protected his sorry ass...now that he has no protection, he also has no balls...nuff said...Jerseeeeeeeey
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Love,
Chanti Lace xoxoxo...I miss GEORG...SO MUCHHHHHHHH.....
Some corrections here, I must point out;
Our Brother Jersey Devil, is ‘Poops-A-Lot,’
And, why I ran away from home, no doubt.
As for the parentage of the old Ed Family Siblings,
We were all brought into this world, by the same Ma;
But she was never happy, with one mate, for very long,
So each of we four Ed Family Siblings, has a different Pa.
As for our Ed Family World Travels and Adventures coming to an end,
Alas, things have just not been the same, without dear old Bro, Edvard;
It’s been ten months now since anyone in the Ed family heard from him,
And he is truly missed, so writing about our exploits, has been very hard.
Instead, old Jersey Devil Brother Ed spends his time now, whining and complaining,
Sister Tiger Lily Ed finds herself contemplating life, and the mysteries of sunbeams;
As for myself, I now spend most of my time, chasing strays and ‘left behind’ critters,
So Alas, our epic old Ed Family Travels and Sagas have now come to an end, it seems.
PS: It was our cranky old Jersey Devil Brother Ed alone,
Who has been telling all, that You are an Old Reprobate;
Perhaps it is now time for a new - Battle between Cousins,
The Reprobate vs. Poops-A-Lot – Good Luck, Your Fate Awaits.
Signed,
Old Brother Pee Wee Ed – Super Duper, Pooper Scooper Extraordinaire;
Oops, Gotta Go; Just Got Another Call about a Homeless Pup, Out There.