I posted this at the RT as a rant...Thanks to Nordette, responding with "No No Ho Ho" I figured some of you might relate.

 

Five days before X-mas

and all through the house,

people are trippin

I'm ready to bounce...

straight out of my chair

smackin them upside their heads,

then when I'm chillin

I'll tell them Santa is dead!

They'll cry and they'll shriek

as they think I'm unkind,

so I'll toke on some medicinal

weed and sip on fine wine,

after a hot bubble bath

as I'm fallin asleep,

thinking over and over...

how revenge is so sweet.

 

I know good and well that everyone running around with smiles frozen on their faces is not feeling the holidays.

***Disclaimer***  Even though I felt like spiderwoman this particular night and was walking the walls and ceilings, No children or Santa's were hurt or smacked...that night...lol

If you haven't already read Nordette's come back to this write go to http://authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?AuthorID=21715&id=125796

Happy Holidaze's to all and don't lose your humour.