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The Wanna's
by Zenith Elliott → (All Poetry by Zenith Elliott)
  
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Just a little humor to start off the Easter weekend...Have a good one!

I want...I want...I want so much,
T.V.'s, cars,houses,stereo's and such.
Cars, jewlerly and much, much more,
I grab and I buy until I am sore.
VCR's,DVD's, don't care about names,
animals, bikes,any computer games.
I want so much, am I going insane?

I really believe I have the right ...
to complain!
I don't understand why I'm unhappy...
and delusionally depressed.
With all that I want and have,
I must need a rest.

My spouse is a creep!
The kids are a bore!
I'm so obsessed I need...
MORE, MORE, and so much MORE!

My illogical reasoning tells me,
if I continue to get into debt.
The world that surrounds me,
will get better yet.

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 Reviews of "The Wanna's"
Reviewed by Debra Stiles, The Original Mister (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
too cool...I love it!
you sure put the price on the tag.
Mister

Reviewed by Candida Eittreim
Reviewed on May 9, 2003
ROFLMAO Zee were ya peekin in my window?? LOLOL I love it LOL!!!!

Candy

Reviewed by Melissa Rives
Reviewed on April 22, 2003
very cute...too bad it's so often true though!

Reviewed by Oisín Breen (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2003
well written

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
Lots of them too...funny and well done, Zenith.

Reviewed on April 18, 2003
ah yes, sad and true both!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
A true and honest portrayal of modern society. If it weren't so sad it would be funny. ~Joseph

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
...so true it's sad, but funny...well said!;-)


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