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Reading Through the Classifieds
by Elaine Carey → (All Poetry by Elaine Carey)
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It's true , I'm on a job hunt--

The phone may ring today.

I haven't cash to pay the bills,

no fun money for play.

I pace and drink my coffee

and seach the classifieds.

I surf the net, apply online,

and pray for favorable tides.

Then at last the phone rings

(I've nearly gone berserk)

And now I have to ask myself

Do I really WANT to work?
 


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 Reviews of "Reading Through the Classifieds"
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2005
ROFLOL - I enjoyed this one. It's sure a nerve wrecking time - this looking for work. And then when that call finally comes through - Yikes!!

Melanie

Reviewed by Karen Chalfant (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2005
Been there and love the poem! Prayers are still with you in your job hunt...

Reviewed on February 9, 2005
Bess,

Hit the old nail on the proverbial head with this outstanding write ... wonderful!!

Best of luck,

Robert

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
That is a feeling a lot of us know...good luck on you decision...fun write...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Damn, do I know that feeling...?! First you really know you need a job and want a job, then the job comes along and you wonder whether it is a good idea or not...take what you can get, till something better comes along...Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Of course you do, your just feeling nervous about entering the main stream again. Great write.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Well you had better;-) It is a tough decision...Well written!

etw

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
I do that too and this is funny.


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