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Mulitple Personality Disorder
by Elaine Carey → (All Poetry by Elaine Carey)
  
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Too bad I don't believe in reincarnation, because I sure would like to fulfill a lot of different fantasies...

To paint like Picasso,


Decorate with Stewart style,


Cook with Emeril,


Sing with Destiny's Child...


If I only hone my talent,


I'll drive the crowds wild.


If I turn my hand to finer things,


God, willing, I can


Theologize like C.S. Lewis,


Win the lost like Billy Graham.


So little time to assemble


All the personalities I am!


Then there's writing, travel, romance,


And gardening I've ignored.


I haven't done it all, so


Call me not, Lord...


I may be exhausted,


But I'm never bored!


 


 


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 Reviews of "Mulitple Personality Disorder"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 3, 2003
Know the feeling. Great write.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 3, 2003
Well said. Sometimes we're torn in too many directions.
Leland

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on July 3, 2003
So much to do so little time.

Reviewed on July 3, 2003
I like this, Bess! So much I want to do, too...
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 3, 2003
Neat. Well I do believe in reincarnation, so I will miss you next time around. [grin] Love this.


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