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Dish Limerick
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Sometimes, only threats will do...
In spite of my oft-expressed wishes, No one will help with the dishes. Rinse pans, glass and plastic, Or I will get drastic And feed your ears to the fishes.

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Reviews of "Dish Limerick"

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on October 6, 2003

Fun write!

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 6, 2003

lololol love it!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip

Reviewed on October 6, 2003

Now here's an offer I couldn't refuse. LOL Great limerick, Bess.
Best regards,
Leland

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