They jeer at my jeans,
Jest at my antiques.
"Mom, go to IKEA,
buy something unique."
My matronly image
requires a tweak...
Perhaps I'll evolve
a Madonna mystique!
Try a bustier
instead of a blouse--
Gyrate as I ditch all that's "old"
in the house.
Bring in fluffy white couches,
floors sleek, and shiny,
Belt out songs with an "edge"
in skirts up to my hiney,
But then who would cook,
and set and example?
Comfort, nag,
read homework samples?
In pink tissue now
hide the bustier--
I'll wear it for Sam
when the kids are away!
I can't be Madonna,
L'il Kim, or Selena
for more than a day!