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Singing Lobster and Girl's Revenge
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I've never heard a lobster scream. I never hope to do so. 'Though once I knew a Lobster who Could sing just like Caruso. Revenge Of The Girl With Glasses Girls often make faces At boys who wear braces

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 27, 2003

I will rather embrace than to make a face!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2003

My goodness, Lonny.. I could swear you're mind is being invaded with the ghost of Ogden Nash.. hehe.. your parodys of late are a delight.. these are no exception. Fun! katy.

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