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A Senior Lament
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If pills were made square and not round


There would be less of them on the ground.


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 Reviews of "A Senior Lament"
Reviewed on January 30, 2004
hmmm...interesting thought, londis! but boy, would it ever hurt going down! OW! PAIN LINES! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

cute poem!

Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2004
Yes! Like the coins my seven year old son keeps finding under the supermarket shelves, that the storekeepers keep letting him keep, so that I keep telling him....'oh don't do it! It's not polite! Get up off the floor!'.... But how can I convince a child that this seeming endless supply of pocket money is impolite?.... They need to start making coins square...!!!

Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)
Reviewed on January 29, 2004
But they'd hurt when we swallowed them, and we don't want any more aches and pains.

Reviewed on January 29, 2004
Ha ha...I loved this, so true!!

Reindeer

Reviewed on January 29, 2004
"A Senior Lament"... You said it right...

10:03 GMT... Good morning, Poets!

Congratulations for Your new Book!

I hope You sell a million copies of "SKETCHES OF LIFE"


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 28, 2004
So true...roll over!!

Love Tinka


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