I first saw you
on a cool spring morning
just sitting there
as if waiting for me
 I'd never seen you before
yet, my eyes devoured the sight of you
my hands ached to hold you,
my mouth hungered to taste you

Your beauty is so arousing
your design,  so unique
I sought the way to own you
to claim you as my prize
you were so ripe for the taking
the purest of pleasures were mine
upon receiving your sweetness
and pertaking of your tenderness

Alas, I gained the courage
and attained the wealth
suffient enough to aquire you
my joy was unmatched
as I left with you in my company
many stared in envy
.....At my huge, hot and crispy Apple Fritter!!

Ha ha ha ha! ....what did you think I was lusting after??