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Metaphorically Speaking (Adult content !)
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I'm so baaaaad! (: Fee, can we put it to music?, lol!


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I saw him cummin for me
made my sugarpie sugary
made my legs go rubbery

Tall, lean,  sexual dreamy
Hard, long,  caramel creamy
Energized, hot and randy
Got a stick of dandy candy!

Wanna suck my choco tits
wanna squeeze my coco kits 
and shove his long hard rootie
deep in my sweet fruity cootie

Saw him swing it loose
waving high, full of juice
makes me want to goose,
goose, goose! 

Cum on, cum on honey,  
let me ride that pony
beat it up, beat it up,  big bolony
gonna slide you in my oven
grill yo toobsteak, good good luvin!

Ridin, slidin, grandslam pitchin
got the whole house smokin
what you cooking in YO kitchen?


 

 

 


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