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The Sump Pump
by George Warholak → (All Poetry by George Warholak)
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A comical limerick about the check valve.

On and off it went, that sump pump did,

They forgot the check valve, self-inflicted.

Up about ten feet, then out the wall,

Water came back in like a waterfall,

Common sense must have went unheeded. 
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