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Mr. Corpuscle
by George Warholak → (All Poetry by George Warholak)
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A comical spin on our diets

What's going on mister Corpuscle,

You're sayin' I can't have a popsicle?

What's going on mister cholesterol,

You're sayin' I must eat escarole,

Now what about pumpernickel? 
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 Reviews of "Mr. Corpuscle"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 19, 2014
I never "pumped her nickel" except into a vending machine. I'm not sure that that would be very good for one's health, considering the junk food and most of those. ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
However ur diet could include instead of pumpernickel a nice long, green pickle...or some peanut brittle...? -e-
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