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Hollowed Halls of Ejumakashun
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I took a walk back to my old Hi Skool today
The memorys came back as I walked the halls
The six years I spent dare seem like yesterday
I was one of the many clowns and screwballs

I recall the lessons reading, riding 'n ridmatic
It was a long tuff fight and finally I grajuated
Lots of days I missed I was just out playing sick
Cause I did and do think skool is very overrated

Higher lurning for me was almost too eazy
Homework would always wait I'd do it latter
I never studied and still made an overall D
But I still fondly recall the old alma matter

I really do appreciate the lurning I got dare
I still use dem lessons at my place of work
As I count out the people's change with care
Next week I's gitting promoted to frys clerk

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 Reviews of "Hollowed Halls of Ejumakashun "
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on July 28, 2003
I loved how you wrote this very strong message for those choose to avoid an education! Excellent write, and welcome to the den! ~Z~

Reviewed by Candida Eittreim
Reviewed on July 27, 2003
Very well done! I like the wit and humour here.
Nevine---don't be so quick to slice an author.
Candida

Reviewed by nevine Al Seidi
Reviewed on July 27, 2003

You are VERY humorous, Mister..!
You "now" your stuff! Very well indeed!

Reviewed by Michael Emery (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2003
Oh dear Nevine ....you just dont get it ...do research more before sounding off...research Halls of Montezuema ..its allegory and very humorous...if you now your stuff....stick to genetic determination et al...ty Robert...Mike

Reviewed by nevine Al Seidi (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2003
I wwould like ot see you posting reasonable diction in forgivable dictation.. There is not a word in English known as "gitting"; it is "getting".. School, (not skool).. you mean: "there", not "dare".
You need to take English classes in the evening if you are planing to write even a love letter.
Best of Luck!


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