Honey, I am bored
What do you say?
A nice game of ball would make my day
Players on bases
A loaded delight
Swing that bat
Hold it just right
Screaming and yelling
I want much more
Oh baby what a score!!
Hot dogs and popcorn
A real treat
Sitting next to you
Would be so neat.
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Hand and hand off we went
Not worried about the money we spent
Got good seats and sat down

But the noise was making my head spin round
The people in front started standing up
Dang, there went my coffee cup
Now they are jumping and I can't see
Why are they always in front of me?
Oh my God, here comes a ball
In front of me it's going to fall
Stop pushing, stop shoving, it's mine can't you see
Hey, hey.... he took it away from me
Don't ever ask me to come again
If I leave in one piece, it's a miracle....AMEN

Floreann Cawley
&
Maryfrances Perez