I tried. I did. I tried to be a good husband. Really, really!
What a Great Big Piece of Bunk!
By Scott D. Zachary Copyright 2004
"Damn, my head hurts!" No light whatsoever. "Where am I?" I raised up and banged my head.
Groggy, last I remember, she said, "You’re sweet, but not sweet enough." My vision had blurred; My limbs had gone limp.
Feeling my way around this tiny space, "Ah-ha, a tire and a jack, "I’m in a trunk! "What a great big piece of bunk!"
Thank god, it’s a spacious trunk. My mind is becoming more lucid, As I recall what she had said: "It’s big enough for sixteen dead bodies!"
Surely, she was joking, But I’m in her trunk! Not just any trunk, I’m in her trunk!
"Help! Help! Help! "Okay, the joke’s over; "Get me out of here! "Please, please, honey dear."
It’s becoming difficult to breathe. Why did she put me here? What made her do it? I’ve been a good husband, haven’t I?
At least she left me this big pillow, Or is it a pillow? No, it’s a dead body! This was bad enough before, Before I realized that I wasn’t even the first.
I hope the next fourteen Smell better than this guy. As I checked for his nonexistent heartbeat, He farted! And then he farted again!
Scott, Well finally, B., got smart and dumped you in the trunk, LOL!
I thought about that but I didnt have a trunk when we lived down south, and I didnt think there was trunk big enough to house that ego anyway, so...LOL! Enjoyed a good laugh from a great author this morning, too bad it wasn't you...LOL. But you know as a friend i am only kidding...you are as always my favorite writer...Peace, Ed & Woofie.
Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on January 19, 2004
Gee, Dear, I hope people don't really think that 'honey dear' would... Love, b
okay, this was far worse than the dog house ... and careful what you wish for. when my teen got her first car, it was huge, and i think we remarked that same exact thing, "you could put about 50 bodies in here!"
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I thought about that but I didnt have a trunk when we lived down south, and I didnt think there was trunk big enough to house that ego anyway, so...LOL! Enjoyed a good laugh from a great author this morning, too bad it wasn't you...LOL. But you know as a friend i am only kidding...you are as always my favorite writer...Peace, Ed & Woofie.