Sex in the Front Seat…

Damn that center console,

It makes it hard to assume the role,

Of giver of head when driving,

Yes, that’s what I said,

The best is when someone looks,

Over to see this head in the lap,

Of the driver so fun for him,

One hand on the wheel,

The other busy with the head,

Driving slowly, pissing off other drivers,

Staying in the right lane, in case,

Have to pull over and, but this is no race,

Take your time; allow the juice to flow,

The faster you do go,

The shorter this will last,

Oh, there goes a cop with a grin,

Yes, he just did go past,

Motioned me to pull over till this is all past…

              © ed – 3.23.04