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Four Ears, Better To Hear
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Too many ears can be a problem, but not to this cat...


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Four Ears…Better to Hear…


 


Ears I got, its balls I need,


They took them, said there were going to fix me,


Hell, I didn’t even know I was broken,


You can tell I am pissed; my ears are down,


Yes all four of them, can’t you hear me hiss?


 


People you got to keep your eyes on, wish I had four of them,


Especially that one they call vet, he brought the knife,


That did in my balls; I thought they were trying to take my life…


 


Tried to give them that of my wife, but Rodney Dangerfield took that line,


Funny how people always take what you got, first my balls, then my jokes,


I just got to stay away from them folks, yes indeed, holy smokes…


              © ed – 3/28/04


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 Reviews of "Four Ears, Better To Hear"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 29, 2004
Poor thing.....but at least he won't have any "Nagging" lady problems!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 28, 2004
Holy Smokes, indeed! You've got a lot of ba..s writing this!

Poor poor kitty, no sex in the city, really is shi..y, but he hears pretty good.

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2004
Holy smokes....poor kitty..
good write Ed...floria

Reviewed on March 28, 2004
This was so cute! poor kitty, excellent Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You are a scream, Ed...and I'll wager that "Four Ears" was too,
under the knife.Ouch!


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