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Dogs Night Out
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Dogs got to have recreation too, if you get my meanin'?


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Dogs Night Out…


 


Playin’ cards and boozin’,


That’s what we do on our night out,


Smokin’ cheap cigars and humping bitches in heat,


Even some not so in heat, if you know what I mean? (he-he)


 


We play Stoker, kinda like humans poker,


We play Old bitch, kinda like old maid,


We play 5 Paw Stud, the winner makes the grade,


We also play Loono, kinda like Uno, but you have to be looney for this one…


 


So when your dog asks to go out with the other pups,


You know where he is going, he is out to be boozin’ out of cups,


When he gets home, don’t mind the smell of old stogies and booze,


It will go away when he rubs his hair in that stinky poop in the yard,


Then let him go and take a snooze…


 


                   © ed – 5/21/04  


 


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 Reviews of "Dogs Night Out"
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
(((ed and rufuz *woof*!!!)))

hysterical! you can write about ANYTHING and make it great--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Okay I promise now questions will be asked ever again!!

Hehehehe......yukky poopoo!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
I knew Rufuz was a 'runaround'... but, ICK.. cigars? Hey, Ed... where does this leave that old cliche about 'the hair of the dog that bit ya?" LOL.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Very funny Poet. I enjoy your sense of humor. I really do!!! lol Keep The Faith.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Hey Ed, where did you find my velvet painting? I liked the fun in this one.
Allen

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Delightful humor, my friend...
My little dog Blackie wants those nights out too...:)

~Linda

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Your humor is always welcome. Thanks for the laugh.


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