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Psychotic Phalanx
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Don't ask, I have no idea...

PsYcHoTiC PhAlAnX…


 


Have been told this is me,


Can you believe it, can you see?


My phalanx does jump right up,


When it’s looked at by grownups…


 


Needs, it does, psycho-analysis,


Or better yet maybe just a passionate kiss,


Use of the tongue works to avoid a miss,


Oh excuse me, let me go and take first, a piss…


 


We herein are beyond psychotic,


This part, this parcel of the self, quite robotic,


Passed on and over it has been quite green from clover,


Making sense does not make sense, what side do you declare, of the fence…?


 


                                    © ed – 6/24/04


 


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 Reviews of "Psychotic Phalanx"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
Two questions that will haunt mankind for decades:

Who are these grownups looking at it?

Why is it green?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
I will not speak my mind...I will use my brain this time and say this

is funny!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
After reading your poem and Judes comment,
my stomach hurts from laughing!;-) LOL!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
whatever side you're not pissing on ;)

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Now I have a headache, Poet!!! From laughing too much, with you, not at you, Ed…lol!!!

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Let me see...the right side...no...the left...nooooo...the right ...nooooo...the left,anywhere but the top!
Youare funny Ed...another little beauty from you to cheer us all up.
Best wishes
from
kay
p.s.
thanks for your comment on my monster poem...ha ha!


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