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Self-erasing Humor
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Relationships with the self...

Thanks to Jerry Bolton for his inspiration as well as str8 forward foot in mouth opinions...;) Ed

Self-erasing Humor…


 


I try to remain inconspicuous,


My humor my brand of self judgment,


But as I cannot be hidden from view,


I will instead drink to my health, yes I will imbue…


 


Thanks to those that see me for what I am,


Just a guy that likes to be that of a ham,


But to those of you that think I do myself put down,


Please remember that it is not because I am round…


 


I admit to being myself,


I admit to being rather large,


If I did not to myself be true ,


How could I make humor for you?


 


I find my ink well spent,


Though I appreciate the worth of your two cents,


I understand my self put downs make little sense,


But for me to think you will get a giggle,


I have to be able firstly to laugh at my size so immense,


No way do I wish to feign herein any false pretense…


          © ed ~ 7/29/05


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 Reviews of "Self-erasing Humor"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
If my humor was self erasing I'd start by trimming my waist.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
I never really thought about if you were really wroting about yourself or not, Ed, I just know that I enjoy my visits to your Den.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
I think after reading this i like you even more...crazy "Nutz" like moi or not...you are a good EGG!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
"I find my ink well spent..."

You and me, both, Eddie M. Self-effacing, handled with a creative mind and a busy, imaginative pen, produces YOU. Carry on... or, to put it another way... DON'T STOP! (grin) You're a marvelous pip! katy xox

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
we create what we are, and then love our creations...and laughter is so good for ourself

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
I will instead drink to my health, yes I will imbue…

And I will drink to your health too, my friend.

I truly believe that making fun of ourselves is a very admirable and good thing. If one cannot make fun of him/her self, how can we possbily kid others? So, I do think 'self put downs' make sense, and the day that I can no longer laugh at myself, and the goofy things that I often do, will be a very sad day for me.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
Won't happen again.

Reviewed on July 29, 2005
Hi Ed:

Your poems are always a joy to read, for they're honest and straight from your heart. We all get to know you better through the many poems you write. Thanks for letting us all know you better!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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