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3 Shorts for your reading pleasure (1 for Tinka & 1 for John Z &...)
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Three Shorts for your reading pleasure…(1 for Tinka, & 1 for John Z &)


 


Teaching Tinka…


 


A few days & reviews back,


Asked was I what is a rack,


Some may call them instead a stack,


A big set of boobs are a rack and that’s a fact…J


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Thanks to John Zimmerman…


 


Thanks for crowning me the great avatar of cosmidelic ruminations,


You will howsoever be required to attend the ceremony,


The ceremony so far has many unforeseen & far reaching complications,


But as time does pass, all will be ironed out, as per my expectations,



You are required to speak & be sure to include your congratulations…J


 


Beliefs or the lack thereof…


 


Everyone has his or her own beliefs,


If I am not preached to I feel no grief,


But preach to me and tell me of your god,


Better then for me beforehand to be buried below 6 feet of sod…J


          © ed ~ 8/19/05


 


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 Reviews of "3 Shorts for your reading pleasure (1 for Tinka & 1 for John Z &...) "
Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on August 23, 2005
unacustomed as iam to public speaking ... [damnn! my nose justgrew another inch . . .]

you know not yer peril oh great avatar!!!

j+

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Hmmmm... I just read a line of yours that suggested you keep your feelings inside, Eddie M...

I beg to differ, here and now...

AND... thank goodness for that! (notice I didn't say 'thank god' out of respect for your final verse here?)

When's the ceremony? Shall I whip up some baked goods for it? (Jaysus! oops... that one slips out... no control... sorry) (grin) Alrighty then... katy xox

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
excellent...all 3
tx

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
A true Rack-a-ty-boob-a-listic explanation thank you Edity!!

Thank you!!

:)))!!

Love Tinka


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