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Bath Day
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bath Day…


 


Today he gets a bath,


His fur trimmed,


His nails cut and teeth cleaned,


Tonight he won’t love me very much,


Yes this evening Rufuz will think me a fiend…


 


I have tried to keep him clean,


Instead to me he has spoken obscene,


To hold him down they will need a Marine,


Better them than me, I will relax and be serene…


 


Who cares the cost?


Rufuz is worth it before comes winters frost,


After all is said and done,


I am sure out of that groomer Rufuz will be tossed,


Will have to find another the next time,


Someone that does not yet know him and would Rufuz shun…


       © ed ~ 8/20/05


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 Reviews of "Bath Day"
Reviewed by Robin Adams
Reviewed on August 21, 2005
Great poem! Sounds like my cats...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 21, 2005
Jazz used to start shivering when he got in the car (Are we going the the vet (groomer) again?). Dogs know when we are going to be mean to them.

Ron

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2005
LOL poor doggy! Oh well we know whats best for the little one's :-)

Reviewed by Leah Wilson
Reviewed on August 21, 2005
Poor Ruffie! He will be so tired when he gets done. Be sure and give him a special treat. He deserves it! Kisses for Rufuz! Love, Leah

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Too funny, Ed. Yeah dogs have a will of their own and I have only known a few who didn't hate the bath. The groomers have it down. They muzzle them and restrain them with a short teather...and we wonder why they don't want to go back..LOL
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Thanks for the smiles...I am sure he is a nibbling customer!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Well a clean Rufuz is worth the trouble, and he'll appreciate you once he's back home again! Behave yourself Ruffie;-) woof woof!


Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
hey josie...it's saturday...are you supposed ta' take a bath too.

nice write
TX

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
I have a mutt like that. He won't even let you comb the chocolate chips out of his angora chaps. I'm sure Ruf will forgive you as soon as the ordeal is over.... - Duke

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Another delightful sharing, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 20, 2005
Ha! sounds like my buddy, Kathy's cat, Riley. She said that the vet told her Riley was by far the "naughtiest" pet in the whole week... got his nails "done"... For that, I brought him a treat and hugged him mercilessly! (grin) Vet's need a bit of personality from their clients, eh? Perhaps Ruffie and Riley could go in together... or... maybe not!

Isn't your annual cleaning and polishing right about now, too, Eddie M? You aren't out of soap again, are you? Sigh......smart-assed katy xox

Reviewed on August 20, 2005
cute one! *giggling* :D


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